First and foremost! Merry Christmas folks! Been another grueling year, hate that I'm getting older. but its all good… On to the topic!
Green beans, mash potatoes, okra, corn, rice and french fries all have one thing in common. They are side pieces. They are not the main course. and no one eats them alone. Usually side pieces come in twos. So if you are cream spinach please understand their are some loaded mash potatoes somewhere. (Enough with the metaphors you say?)
The older I get the more I understand the side chick phenomena. I don't fully get it, but i understand. The part I don't get and may never understand is. You would rather be someones second place, or even third place. Instead of trying to get your own dude. Now don't get me wrong this has been going on for eons. My Grandfather (as a lot of your grand fathers) had a side chick. but his side chick was a whole side family. I know a lot of you guys grand daddies who was taking care of whole families on the side, and the side woman knew her place quite well.
I will tell you this. A man will only do what you allow him to get away with. We will poke and prod, to see how far your leash is. If i can get away with murder let me see if i can get away with murder and grand larceny. If you check us on some things we know what you will and won't allow
Now if you allow me to sleep with you while I have a wife. Then you are already setting yourself up for me not to respect you. Will i take you out? No, Will I buy you gifts? No. Will i even care enough to spend the night lol NO! you set the rules when you let that man get you with out even trying.
Dear side women, id like to say this. He will never leave his main woman for you. Because the Main squeeze is the meat of the operation. You can eat a Hamburger and be ok. It fills you up, fries are just a filler. man can't live on fries alone sweetie.
Now how do we counteract all these years of oppression? Ladies how do we get you guys on the straight and narrow. every woman getting a man as if Oprah was giving them out (You get a man! You get a Man!)… First off you put on some lipstick, put on your most snug pants, slick your baby hair down and…. GET YOU A WHITE MAN!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOLKS!
Well Said HBOO…… First, I love the side dish correlation(. Second, its so true. I can't speak for the "side dishes/chicks" per say but I think that some women believe that if they let these men get away with stuff they can be seen and the "cool chick or the chick that's down for whatever". When in reality, as I have learned, if you allow it they will do it so women need to be careful where they set the "standards bar"……As a "main course" I say ….. Man can live on Meat alone LOL!!!!!!!
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