The Thirst it is real in the Field

What it do people! Its ya BOY Vinnie B Bloggin. Coming straight at cha from the 214 via the 313. I put my city on my back, If you aint know I was from Detroit. you don't know me (Coney Island Stand up!) Today I have a topic that I have touched on many times on FB, and Twitter, but never really dived in on it. So I'm about to dive in.. OOOO OOOO oOOOOO O

"The Thirst" its is commonly used in todays society. It is a form of lust of or want of members of the opposite sex, this term can refer to males and females. This happens all over social media, and is accepted around the world like Visa. What i want to cover today, what came first the chicken or the egg… What came first the duck lips or the yearning for those lips. And how people are mad thirsty on Instagram.

Was there really a need for all these pics?

From the males point of view (clearly). We love looking at women's bodies. We love seeing some titties on a little screen. We want to watch and touch and taste breast. we want them thrown on our face like pizza dough… There are probably 80% more pictures sent through text from women than of men… Men will be nice, and we will play nice til y'all send us a picture via text, if you send us the top of your breast we want the side. if you send us under neath we want the middle. and DO NOT DARE SEND SOME TITTIES AND COVER THE NIPPLE. o we will bug you all night to unleash the nipple… Well instagram just took that want, and made an app… What bothers me thou about women and instagram is this…. WOMEN TAKE THE SAME BAT PICTURE AT THE SAME BAT TIME
WITH THE SAME BAT POSE…. You guys know your best side, and exploit the f*ck out of it.. why not cock your head to the other side for the next picture.. Why have a photo collage with the same picture 4 times? like what am i looking at here..  And what is a duck lip? where did that come from.. Can we mail it back to sender? when did that become a great idea? I blame Obama.

O and fat girls i aint forgot about you, have you noticed that fat people (i can only say this cuz I'm fat right along with you girl) always taking close up pics. the fatter you are the closer the picture is… lol fat girls be taking a picture of their eyebrows. lol, they got a new picture every 2 weeks, like "Just hit up Ming Wa, she show got a sistah looking good" umm no she don't she got your eyebrows lined up, thats about it, now pick me up a $8 slice from Sbarro.

These are the worst picture.. Maybe
Its a booty there maybe not,
now I must like everything.

Now for the men…. We will like every picture in a chick instagram if she got a fat ass… if you seen maybe she got a fat ass, but not sure, you will like every picture she got, she can have a pic of a empty pizza box you double tap that bish.. Why??? because one day she may take a picture when she out with her girls and she maybe turned a little and you get a peak…. Side note, if you with yo girls all taking a picture, fat ass chicks need to stand on the
outsides, i hate when the girl with the biggest booty be turned to the side and her friend covering up her booty.. Listen here cute chick with no ass.. we don't  want to see you in the picture you turn all the way straight and stand in the back make a cute backdrop.. we see enough of your selfies. you take 4 pictures of your face a day.. ol big britches take pizza box pictures… (sorry i went side track). Guys are thirsty because women love attention. and girls love attention because we give it to them. its a vicious cycle if you ask me. but I'm not man enough to stop it.
Women always talking about men only like the Ratchet chicks and don't like the down to earth chicks. well we like y'all later. but on IG y'all don't take good pictures! y'all be in snowsuits playing with your nieces, awwww ok thats nice ill double tap that, but i aint leaving no message. and if i do its about the cute child. Snow suits aint getting no play in the thousand teens.

Now i will say this. We as men go over board. we do be trying to get aggressive on the DM's i don't

condone DM's. I don't do it, for those who know me, i flirt right in yo face! but i aint ever trying to smash… I respect y'all even if you don't respect yo self.. now if y'all wanna still send titties, my PO box is.. lol. But this is what you don't do. DO NOT, point out a man begin thirsty, when you got on some yoga pants and a beater, and someone take a picture from behind… and then YOU PUT IT ON IG… you just fishing for compliments, but the guy who liked all your pics from day one try to get on… and you tell him he thirsty… Chick sit yo 3 dollar yoga pants in a plethora of seats… Im kinda of never on IG and other picture sites. i don't like when a picture aint for me.. I hate when someone send me a picture, it could be just saying hi, nothing sexual. then i see it on instagram… Im like Why you send me the picture then… I woulda seen this eventually! IM SPECIAL! AND IM OUTTA HERE BIRD MAN WHERE MY THEME MUSIC!

Think like a Man, Act like a woman. Ha ill fill you in...

What it Do? for My Texas Kinfolk! What up doe? for my Detroit Fam! Its ya Boi! Vinnie B Bloggin, back at it like a Craftmatic. Answering those questions people don't ask, but should, And todays topic! Yes its been weighing on my mind sense i dropped part 1 (Holy Vagina). This is where i wanted to categorize the males, as i did with the women. Was a little bit harder because i had to look at myself as well.. And no one wants to air their dirty laundry. But y'all know i give no f*cks.

And away we go…

To understand a Man you can't just merely think like one… O no no no Mon Frère.  You must empathize with being a man. You gotta snore, you gotta eat the big pieces of chicken. You gotta scold at any house wife show. And then and only then will you start to understand the makings of a man. You got different tiers. We going to start off with your favorite and mines… The Dead Beats.

A picture of my dead beat father and I playing
at the park on my 12th birthday. Good times

O yes the Dead Beats. They usually don't work, Have potent sperm, and have a propensity to swoon ladies in the beginning. Yes the Dead Beats usually got a slick mouth. and they come in all shapes and sizes. The Dead beat has an eclectic taste. He loves the successful women and the Hood rat women. The Dead beat loves them all from the Roota to da Toota! And he loves not taking care of his children. How the dead beat wins women over and over is his willingness to play the odds. Their are more women on this here great United States. Those women tend to get lonely. when those women get lonely, they get desperate, and when that moment happens.. O yes the dead beat swoops in like Aladdin on his magic carpet. They have just enough potential for women to fall for them, and when they do.. Well the dead beat just wanna put the head in… you know just a little skeet taste. And as soon as he does… Well he gone knock you out with his Supa Sperm! Im not totally sure how the Dead beat always seems to have sex with no condom. But He keeps the raw dogging on deck… And always seems to call the lady's Ms.Jackson (they get nasty for Mr. Deadbeat). Five years later, Mr Dead Beat frequently doesn't answer his phone when "Janet" (She is no longer Ms. Jackson) calls to pick up his kid… The Dead beat usually gets old. Kids don't know and don't care for him. But tends to be everybody fav uncle. He is the uncle that wears the coordinating linen shirt, short set with the sandals with the heel out. Pros- He is a blast til he shoot a load in you and forget he got kids, Cons-He forget he has kids but is tons of fun

Next on the List is the Himalayan Players. They love you leave you and love you again. The difference between the dead beat and players is… Most players don't get you preggers. they make sure they shooting into latex baggies. Players don't have time for relationships. and don't have time for nagging. Players tend to lie to the point he believes his own lies. He will lie so much that some lies begin to be the truth. and he will forget what really happened. Players tend to have different tiers of women. They got the "Main Squeezes" which are the women he actually care about a lil bit. he keep a toothbrush over there, and she first priority. Then he got "Ol Girl" she mean a little bit to him. she good for going to the movies and applebee's when the main squeeze aint acting right. Then you got "Geronimo's" or the jump offs. They gets no play just dick. She the chick that get Netflix movies and voice mail answers. he only answer when he driving and tired of the radio. Or he drunk and want some good head. Women like the players because they usually got they sh*t in order. They keep their pad clean because they need order in their life to juggle all the different birds he got. Pro: Clean environment. tend to be a kid free zone. And you can get a meal or two out of the situation. Cons: you aint the only one. you need to know this, and until he ready you will never be the only one.

Then we got the friend zone guys…(I think every guy has been put in this boat before) These are the guys that are best for you, but you think he is too lame to be with … Ladies have this propensity to be dumb sometimes when choosing men. They want "Adventure" They want "Danger" which in some instances mean "Fun". But often over look the "Stable" situation. The friend zone guy is thee most annoying situation there is. You know you are good for this woman. Treat her like a queen. and she give notta near notta f*cks. She always call the friend zone guy when the other guys have f*cked her over. and she need a shoulder to cry on. This guy usually gets with another woman down the line and has a very successful relationship, while yo ass is single for years after. When he should throw it in your sorry ass face.. YOU COULDA HAD EVERYTHANG!!!!!!!! lol. The friend zone guy also come in different shapes and sizes. They are usually really nice, and do things that the girl wants to do, over what he wants to do. Just to put a smile on her face…  Pros: He knows all your business and and still love you too death. Cons: This is where soccer moms are born, This is actually where a lot of women cheat. A bored woman is no good. you gotta keep her engaged. So if you are going to be a nice guy friend zone guy and keep your lady. be fun once you get her!

Then we got the ADHD guys. ADHD guys get bored extra fast. lol I'm going to speak from the heart on this one. ADHD guys are fun and usually all over the place mentally. Falling for the ADHD guy is a fast whirlwind of love sex and sex. Women love that the ADHD guy keeps her interested, and loves to have fun with this guy. He seems like the perfect catch for women. Then he gets bored and its over faster than it started. Being with the ADHD guy is like hiking with a parachute, you continuously get higher and higher and you are loving the view, nature is all around you. and you can almost touch the clouds. then you have to jump off the cliff. there is nothing left. The ADHD guy usually start looking for replacements before the time is over with his woman. so he can start his next whirlwind affair. The ADHD guy is hard to resist, because he is so easy to trust, and just so damn lovable. The Pros: While with the ADHD gentleman he will rock all types of your world. you will love the dick, love the conversation love him to bits… He will swoon your parents. And probably eat that pussy like lipton rice (Everyone love lipton rice). Cons: As soon as he gets bored you will know it. He will start to vanish like mario when he gets hit and shrinks. You will start to get the voice mail more frequently and then he going to want to talk… Unfortunately there is nothing you can do or have done to keep ADHD man, except get pregnant (Like that hasn't happened before)

Then you have the most recent trend of guys… The gay ones… LOL this is great because they are most women's best friends. they can see you naked and you don't care. But they still love titties. i aint met a gay dude yet that aint like titties. There are a lot more gay guys running around here.. making the numbers even more skewed. Making it even harder for women to thrive! Pros: He is the life of the party, Gay guys always got something to say and love talking about people just like women. He messy and women adore that about him, He will cuss you out in a heart beat and always got that look like he looking out the top of his glasses with no glasses on. Cons: yeah this dude is gay, you gets no dick, the silly problem also is if he was gay and trying not to be gay, once you go gay you stuck there… Women don't let you get some dick and go back to vagina. they will always see you as getting the booty ran in.. For always, for ever.

I will leave you with this little Tid bit. This covers alot of the men in the world. At least the US. But there is hope women… In everyone of these categories, when a man is ready to settle down. you will have him. Men have the crazy internal clock that ticks for them just like women's biological clock.. It is our "Get Right" clock.Even the gay ones lol. You gotta hope and believe you won't be a cat lady for the rest of your life. And in thee end.. you will get yo shine on!

  

Holy Vagina

What up people… Its ya boy! Vinnie B Bloggin. Back at it like again, bringing up issues that y'all forget to talk about, but all think about.

Todays topic is… Women who forsake sex for personal reasons when they are young. and then play catch up when they are old… And their counterparts, the reformed hoes…

Whats that saying??? You can't turn a hoe into a house wife… There should be a stipulation on that saying. It all depends on how long the hoe been a hoe. If you have a woman that was only a hoe for a few years. Say her college years and then get it together. Well she wasn't really a hoe. she was just "experiencing". Now if you knocking 10 guys down a year throughout your 20s well baby girl you are a hoe, and probably can't be changed. You got that dick in your blood, Almost like a vampire, needing to feed on various dicks to get your fix.(We aint talking about you right now)

The "Ho" (Short time hoes)

Gotta love them ramon noodles, had chicks thicker than
mamma grits

can easily be changed into the housewives, because she wasn't trying to really hoe. She just was having fun while doing school work. She would be studying for her mid terms and in the off times would study for her rug burns.  I met a lot of these young ladies in college. They was out here getting it in with every tom, dick and vince. (hehehe) but had a 3.5 and was all around good girls. They were the thick women because they ate pizza at 4 am like most college students and would find the bad boys who bombed out of college after a year. Yet and still would try to live in the "Ho's" dorm room… Most of these women seem to be successful and married with children right now… Id invite most women to go this route. Most guys don't want Virgin girls, but don't want the Slutienstiens either.  The plus side, these women tend to be thick, and can have a good conversation, the negative, their thickness usually only last throughout college and they tend to get skinny as they age.


The Hoes on the other hand, can't easily be changed. These are the women that you hear about but don't really see. And when you do find out who they are you always say… HER??? She is the girl where you hear guys saying… Yeah we ran a train on this chick. Me and my homies smashed… She get drunk at the parties and f*ck in the stall. These are the women you don't wanna wife… UNLESS you don't mind the back stories. Most men tend to want their woman to be under 50 dicks in her life. Now there is hope for you lucky ladies. But it will take a little work on your behalf… You can easily get scooped up by a young beaux. But you gotta have a personality. Thats a toughy because most sluts can't hold a conversation. That is why they talk with their Cooch Daddies. The plus for these women. they are usually the stepping stone to young men learning how to F*ck… They teach the guys certain things a woman like, and dislike . so he can go out into the world and get him a good woman. because the hoes usually be on dick 52 (2 to many dicks). The Negatives are these woman have abnormal amounts of yeast infections and after drunk nights you have to think back on did you wear a condom last night as she lay on your pillow looking like a skeezer. Try to not let them spend the night. and have showered before "Coming Thru".

sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Vagina 

And now the real reason for this Blog The "HOLY VAGINAS". Holy Vaginas I didn't really notice til recently. Women with holy vaginas tend to be church going women, who in their younger years thought they would get married at a young age, to a good guy who would sweep her and her parents off their feet. And they would consummate their marriage in Good Love making session, that would last 82 minutes. This is the woman that turns down 100% of guys sexual advances in her 20s. They don't really believe in sticking the tip in. and find themselves in a little conundrum if they don't find that special someone… They find themselves in the 30 and frustrated crowd. The women who are now reaching their sexual prime (You know the prime that guys were in when they were asking to f*ck every few hours). Now that heat is burning a little hotter in your "No No area". But a lot of the good guys are gone. and that leaves you with the small pool of guys that will use and abuse you… I feel bad for these women, because they are now the "Ho's" of the 30 and up club, but nobody out here rug burning in they 30's, no no no silly cat that was for the 20's. we bout to have sex in this queen size bed and go to work in the morning. These women usually find the man they are looking for and have a family, become cougars, or become the dreaded "Cat Lady".  No one wants to be the cat lady… She spends all her time tending to her cats, because no one wants her. That cat lady is where old boats go to die… Don't end up on cat lady island if you can…Positives of Holy Vagina's are Moral Compass pointing north, Good judge of people, they usually can cook and Great conversations. The negatives would be If you get in the sweet funky stuff. she will sink her talons in and its hard to shake her.. She will be like a bad fart in sweatpants. you gotta turn 2 corners to get rid of her.

Now ladies don't get mad at me… this blog was part 1 of a 2 part series.. The men will get their time in the lime light soon enough… but remember this! Don't just have sex to have sex. but don't burn all your prime sex years on your morals lol… Because Men aint going to always want to f*ck you.. Them titties aint going to sit up forever… you gotta get the men to buy early. so they can be on that saggy titty hook when you old!

The Evolution of Ass

So I'm back…… Its ya Boy! Vinnie B Bloggin. I have been stumped for the pass few weeks on what to blog about… Serves me right. I waste half of my good material on y'all, on Facebook. I wrote a blog last week, and i didn't really like the flow of it. so I'm back at it again. 

Todays Blog is about "Ass", its the new phenomena, like ass just bloomed in 2008 and now everyone loves big ol stupid ham hock infused asses. White boys, Mexicans and Blacks all love the ass… But no one loves ass like black men… We will take the biggest girl in the club if her waist is 2 times smaller than her ass. So if she weigh 3 hun if that ass is right, we will let it swallow us for the night. 

But what is it about a round mound hitched to the back of a woman that drives men wild? That will have us not look at women's other physical qualities? A woman can look like Pookie off new jack city

but if that ass is right. She probably got a baby daddy. Also what i find really interesting is, God knew what he was doing with big bottomed women. usually their breast are sub par. its almost like God started off with 100 gamer points and what ever he gave to the back side he couldn't give to the front. also you usually find short women with the biggest asses, like they are usually 1 inch from being a midget. And we all know midgets got the fattest asses.

Ok ok ok, i got off topic (Damn Midgets). But what is it about ass that sucker us in? like we all have asses. i have an ass, its purpose is to stink. women for the most part don't let you put anything in it, so its just there… at least with titties both party's can enjoy play time. I can say this… I don't know why i love ass but i do. its like i don't know why i like breathing so much. I just came out of my mom one day and thought… This breathing things is ok, maybe i should keep doing it. I didn't like ass growing up, thought girls were gross and love me some titties. Titties were the best thing on earth and i had no idea what Sir Mix A Lot was talking about. Then i grew 1 hair on my "No No" area and all of a sudden I love the back side. over the years I actually want the ass to be bigger. I suppose the general audience  also love huge card table asses because that is all you see now. 

When Sir Mix A Lot wrote "Baby Got Back" the woman with the big butt would be the flat ass chick in todays videos. today's women ass look like grocery store bags full of grits. Is it the food? I don't know but i appreciate it. 

This has to be a heavy weight on women's mind. Women are already objectified as it is. We need y'all to send us naked photos and titty pics and ass pics. all we got is the good ol dick pic. (Dudes usually don't send that bad boy out til its almost time to smash.)

When you get the dick pic. We done playing

But women want the ass so bad it seems to grow bigger per generation. My ancestors fattys are not the fatty of today. And when I have a son his fatty's will probably make me jealous. 

I believe men love Butt's for 2 reasons. That area is the "Birthing zone" A fat ass and hips mean fertility and you can push a baby out with one twerking motion. Also the "Curve" factor. Curves on a woman is appealing, the more exaggerated the curve the more appealing the woman. Then there is my personal preference. when women have big breast and big ass that is more ass and titties that can be touching me while we doing stuff… i can have a titty running down my arm like a rain drop, and some ass on my thigh… My type of party! LOL

The world will never know why it loves ass… I ask people all the time, Men and Women and they don't have an answer for me… But i do know this, when they made up the word "Good Googally Moogally" it was probably in reference to one of these top of the line space age pimping ass booty's

So yeah this blog didn't have any direction! lol it's what was on my mind at the time!