"The Thirst" its is commonly used in todays society. It is a form of lust of or want of members of the opposite sex, this term can refer to males and females. This happens all over social media, and is accepted around the world like Visa. What i want to cover today, what came first the chicken or the egg… What came first the duck lips or the yearning for those lips. And how people are mad thirsty on Instagram.
From the males point of view (clearly). We love looking at women's bodies. We love seeing some titties on a little screen. We want to watch and touch and taste breast. we want them thrown on our face like pizza dough… There are probably 80% more pictures sent through text from women than of men… Men will be nice, and we will play nice til y'all send us a picture via text, if you send us the top of your breast we want the side. if you send us under neath we want the middle. and DO NOT DARE SEND SOME TITTIES AND COVER THE NIPPLE. o we will bug you all night to unleash the nipple… Well instagram just took that want, and made an app… What bothers me thou about women and instagram is this…. WOMEN TAKE THE SAME BAT PICTURE AT THE SAME BAT TIME
WITH THE SAME BAT POSE…. You guys know your best side, and exploit the f*ck out of it.. why not cock your head to the other side for the next picture.. Why have a photo collage with the same picture 4 times? like what am i looking at here.. And what is a duck lip? where did that come from.. Can we mail it back to sender? when did that become a great idea? I blame Obama.
O and fat girls i aint forgot about you, have you noticed that fat people (i can only say this cuz I'm fat right along with you girl) always taking close up pics. the fatter you are the closer the picture is… lol fat girls be taking a picture of their eyebrows. lol, they got a new picture every 2 weeks, like "Just hit up Ming Wa, she show got a sistah looking good" umm no she don't she got your eyebrows lined up, thats about it, now pick me up a $8 slice from Sbarro.
Now for the men…. We will like every picture in a chick instagram if she got a fat ass… if you seen maybe she got a fat ass, but not sure, you will like every picture she got, she can have a pic of a empty pizza box you double tap that bish.. Why??? because one day she may take a picture when she out with her girls and she maybe turned a little and you get a peak…. Side note, if you with yo girls all taking a picture, fat ass chicks need to stand on the
outsides, i hate when the girl with the biggest booty be turned to the side and her friend covering up her booty.. Listen here cute chick with no ass.. we don't want to see you in the picture you turn all the way straight and stand in the back make a cute backdrop.. we see enough of your selfies. you take 4 pictures of your face a day.. ol big britches take pizza box pictures… (sorry i went side track). Guys are thirsty because women love attention. and girls love attention because we give it to them. its a vicious cycle if you ask me. but I'm not man enough to stop it.
Women always talking about men only like the Ratchet chicks and don't like the down to earth chicks. well we like y'all later. but on IG y'all don't take good pictures! y'all be in snowsuits playing with your nieces, awwww ok thats nice ill double tap that, but i aint leaving no message. and if i do its about the cute child. Snow suits aint getting no play in the thousand teens.
Now i will say this. We as men go over board. we do be trying to get aggressive on the DM's i don't
condone DM's. I don't do it, for those who know me, i flirt right in yo face! but i aint ever trying to smash… I respect y'all even if you don't respect yo self.. now if y'all wanna still send titties, my PO box is.. lol. But this is what you don't do. DO NOT, point out a man begin thirsty, when you got on some yoga pants and a beater, and someone take a picture from behind… and then YOU PUT IT ON IG… you just fishing for compliments, but the guy who liked all your pics from day one try to get on… and you tell him he thirsty… Chick sit yo 3 dollar yoga pants in a plethora of seats… Im kinda of never on IG and other picture sites. i don't like when a picture aint for me.. I hate when someone send me a picture, it could be just saying hi, nothing sexual. then i see it on instagram… Im like Why you send me the picture then… I woulda seen this eventually! IM SPECIAL! AND IM OUTTA HERE BIRD MAN WHERE MY THEME MUSIC!
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| Was there really a need for all these pics? |
WITH THE SAME BAT POSE…. You guys know your best side, and exploit the f*ck out of it.. why not cock your head to the other side for the next picture.. Why have a photo collage with the same picture 4 times? like what am i looking at here.. And what is a duck lip? where did that come from.. Can we mail it back to sender? when did that become a great idea? I blame Obama.
O and fat girls i aint forgot about you, have you noticed that fat people (i can only say this cuz I'm fat right along with you girl) always taking close up pics. the fatter you are the closer the picture is… lol fat girls be taking a picture of their eyebrows. lol, they got a new picture every 2 weeks, like "Just hit up Ming Wa, she show got a sistah looking good" umm no she don't she got your eyebrows lined up, thats about it, now pick me up a $8 slice from Sbarro. |
| These are the worst picture.. Maybe Its a booty there maybe not, now I must like everything. |
outsides, i hate when the girl with the biggest booty be turned to the side and her friend covering up her booty.. Listen here cute chick with no ass.. we don't want to see you in the picture you turn all the way straight and stand in the back make a cute backdrop.. we see enough of your selfies. you take 4 pictures of your face a day.. ol big britches take pizza box pictures… (sorry i went side track). Guys are thirsty because women love attention. and girls love attention because we give it to them. its a vicious cycle if you ask me. but I'm not man enough to stop it.
Women always talking about men only like the Ratchet chicks and don't like the down to earth chicks. well we like y'all later. but on IG y'all don't take good pictures! y'all be in snowsuits playing with your nieces, awwww ok thats nice ill double tap that, but i aint leaving no message. and if i do its about the cute child. Snow suits aint getting no play in the thousand teens.
Now i will say this. We as men go over board. we do be trying to get aggressive on the DM's i don't
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