Think like a Man, Act like a woman. Ha ill fill you in...

What it Do? for My Texas Kinfolk! What up doe? for my Detroit Fam! Its ya Boi! Vinnie B Bloggin, back at it like a Craftmatic. Answering those questions people don't ask, but should, And todays topic! Yes its been weighing on my mind sense i dropped part 1 (Holy Vagina). This is where i wanted to categorize the males, as i did with the women. Was a little bit harder because i had to look at myself as well.. And no one wants to air their dirty laundry. But y'all know i give no f*cks.

And away we go…

To understand a Man you can't just merely think like one… O no no no Mon Frère.  You must empathize with being a man. You gotta snore, you gotta eat the big pieces of chicken. You gotta scold at any house wife show. And then and only then will you start to understand the makings of a man. You got different tiers. We going to start off with your favorite and mines… The Dead Beats.

A picture of my dead beat father and I playing
at the park on my 12th birthday. Good times

O yes the Dead Beats. They usually don't work, Have potent sperm, and have a propensity to swoon ladies in the beginning. Yes the Dead Beats usually got a slick mouth. and they come in all shapes and sizes. The Dead beat has an eclectic taste. He loves the successful women and the Hood rat women. The Dead beat loves them all from the Roota to da Toota! And he loves not taking care of his children. How the dead beat wins women over and over is his willingness to play the odds. Their are more women on this here great United States. Those women tend to get lonely. when those women get lonely, they get desperate, and when that moment happens.. O yes the dead beat swoops in like Aladdin on his magic carpet. They have just enough potential for women to fall for them, and when they do.. Well the dead beat just wanna put the head in… you know just a little skeet taste. And as soon as he does… Well he gone knock you out with his Supa Sperm! Im not totally sure how the Dead beat always seems to have sex with no condom. But He keeps the raw dogging on deck… And always seems to call the lady's Ms.Jackson (they get nasty for Mr. Deadbeat). Five years later, Mr Dead Beat frequently doesn't answer his phone when "Janet" (She is no longer Ms. Jackson) calls to pick up his kid… The Dead beat usually gets old. Kids don't know and don't care for him. But tends to be everybody fav uncle. He is the uncle that wears the coordinating linen shirt, short set with the sandals with the heel out. Pros- He is a blast til he shoot a load in you and forget he got kids, Cons-He forget he has kids but is tons of fun

Next on the List is the Himalayan Players. They love you leave you and love you again. The difference between the dead beat and players is… Most players don't get you preggers. they make sure they shooting into latex baggies. Players don't have time for relationships. and don't have time for nagging. Players tend to lie to the point he believes his own lies. He will lie so much that some lies begin to be the truth. and he will forget what really happened. Players tend to have different tiers of women. They got the "Main Squeezes" which are the women he actually care about a lil bit. he keep a toothbrush over there, and she first priority. Then he got "Ol Girl" she mean a little bit to him. she good for going to the movies and applebee's when the main squeeze aint acting right. Then you got "Geronimo's" or the jump offs. They gets no play just dick. She the chick that get Netflix movies and voice mail answers. he only answer when he driving and tired of the radio. Or he drunk and want some good head. Women like the players because they usually got they sh*t in order. They keep their pad clean because they need order in their life to juggle all the different birds he got. Pro: Clean environment. tend to be a kid free zone. And you can get a meal or two out of the situation. Cons: you aint the only one. you need to know this, and until he ready you will never be the only one.

Then we got the friend zone guys…(I think every guy has been put in this boat before) These are the guys that are best for you, but you think he is too lame to be with … Ladies have this propensity to be dumb sometimes when choosing men. They want "Adventure" They want "Danger" which in some instances mean "Fun". But often over look the "Stable" situation. The friend zone guy is thee most annoying situation there is. You know you are good for this woman. Treat her like a queen. and she give notta near notta f*cks. She always call the friend zone guy when the other guys have f*cked her over. and she need a shoulder to cry on. This guy usually gets with another woman down the line and has a very successful relationship, while yo ass is single for years after. When he should throw it in your sorry ass face.. YOU COULDA HAD EVERYTHANG!!!!!!!! lol. The friend zone guy also come in different shapes and sizes. They are usually really nice, and do things that the girl wants to do, over what he wants to do. Just to put a smile on her face…  Pros: He knows all your business and and still love you too death. Cons: This is where soccer moms are born, This is actually where a lot of women cheat. A bored woman is no good. you gotta keep her engaged. So if you are going to be a nice guy friend zone guy and keep your lady. be fun once you get her!

Then we got the ADHD guys. ADHD guys get bored extra fast. lol I'm going to speak from the heart on this one. ADHD guys are fun and usually all over the place mentally. Falling for the ADHD guy is a fast whirlwind of love sex and sex. Women love that the ADHD guy keeps her interested, and loves to have fun with this guy. He seems like the perfect catch for women. Then he gets bored and its over faster than it started. Being with the ADHD guy is like hiking with a parachute, you continuously get higher and higher and you are loving the view, nature is all around you. and you can almost touch the clouds. then you have to jump off the cliff. there is nothing left. The ADHD guy usually start looking for replacements before the time is over with his woman. so he can start his next whirlwind affair. The ADHD guy is hard to resist, because he is so easy to trust, and just so damn lovable. The Pros: While with the ADHD gentleman he will rock all types of your world. you will love the dick, love the conversation love him to bits… He will swoon your parents. And probably eat that pussy like lipton rice (Everyone love lipton rice). Cons: As soon as he gets bored you will know it. He will start to vanish like mario when he gets hit and shrinks. You will start to get the voice mail more frequently and then he going to want to talk… Unfortunately there is nothing you can do or have done to keep ADHD man, except get pregnant (Like that hasn't happened before)

Then you have the most recent trend of guys… The gay ones… LOL this is great because they are most women's best friends. they can see you naked and you don't care. But they still love titties. i aint met a gay dude yet that aint like titties. There are a lot more gay guys running around here.. making the numbers even more skewed. Making it even harder for women to thrive! Pros: He is the life of the party, Gay guys always got something to say and love talking about people just like women. He messy and women adore that about him, He will cuss you out in a heart beat and always got that look like he looking out the top of his glasses with no glasses on. Cons: yeah this dude is gay, you gets no dick, the silly problem also is if he was gay and trying not to be gay, once you go gay you stuck there… Women don't let you get some dick and go back to vagina. they will always see you as getting the booty ran in.. For always, for ever.

I will leave you with this little Tid bit. This covers alot of the men in the world. At least the US. But there is hope women… In everyone of these categories, when a man is ready to settle down. you will have him. Men have the crazy internal clock that ticks for them just like women's biological clock.. It is our "Get Right" clock.Even the gay ones lol. You gotta hope and believe you won't be a cat lady for the rest of your life. And in thee end.. you will get yo shine on!