Holy Vagina

What up people… Its ya boy! Vinnie B Bloggin. Back at it like again, bringing up issues that y'all forget to talk about, but all think about.

Todays topic is… Women who forsake sex for personal reasons when they are young. and then play catch up when they are old… And their counterparts, the reformed hoes…

Whats that saying??? You can't turn a hoe into a house wife… There should be a stipulation on that saying. It all depends on how long the hoe been a hoe. If you have a woman that was only a hoe for a few years. Say her college years and then get it together. Well she wasn't really a hoe. she was just "experiencing". Now if you knocking 10 guys down a year throughout your 20s well baby girl you are a hoe, and probably can't be changed. You got that dick in your blood, Almost like a vampire, needing to feed on various dicks to get your fix.(We aint talking about you right now)

The "Ho" (Short time hoes)

Gotta love them ramon noodles, had chicks thicker than
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can easily be changed into the housewives, because she wasn't trying to really hoe. She just was having fun while doing school work. She would be studying for her mid terms and in the off times would study for her rug burns.  I met a lot of these young ladies in college. They was out here getting it in with every tom, dick and vince. (hehehe) but had a 3.5 and was all around good girls. They were the thick women because they ate pizza at 4 am like most college students and would find the bad boys who bombed out of college after a year. Yet and still would try to live in the "Ho's" dorm room… Most of these women seem to be successful and married with children right now… Id invite most women to go this route. Most guys don't want Virgin girls, but don't want the Slutienstiens either.  The plus side, these women tend to be thick, and can have a good conversation, the negative, their thickness usually only last throughout college and they tend to get skinny as they age.


The Hoes on the other hand, can't easily be changed. These are the women that you hear about but don't really see. And when you do find out who they are you always say… HER??? She is the girl where you hear guys saying… Yeah we ran a train on this chick. Me and my homies smashed… She get drunk at the parties and f*ck in the stall. These are the women you don't wanna wife… UNLESS you don't mind the back stories. Most men tend to want their woman to be under 50 dicks in her life. Now there is hope for you lucky ladies. But it will take a little work on your behalf… You can easily get scooped up by a young beaux. But you gotta have a personality. Thats a toughy because most sluts can't hold a conversation. That is why they talk with their Cooch Daddies. The plus for these women. they are usually the stepping stone to young men learning how to F*ck… They teach the guys certain things a woman like, and dislike . so he can go out into the world and get him a good woman. because the hoes usually be on dick 52 (2 to many dicks). The Negatives are these woman have abnormal amounts of yeast infections and after drunk nights you have to think back on did you wear a condom last night as she lay on your pillow looking like a skeezer. Try to not let them spend the night. and have showered before "Coming Thru".

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Till it runneth over, Holy Vagina 

And now the real reason for this Blog The "HOLY VAGINAS". Holy Vaginas I didn't really notice til recently. Women with holy vaginas tend to be church going women, who in their younger years thought they would get married at a young age, to a good guy who would sweep her and her parents off their feet. And they would consummate their marriage in Good Love making session, that would last 82 minutes. This is the woman that turns down 100% of guys sexual advances in her 20s. They don't really believe in sticking the tip in. and find themselves in a little conundrum if they don't find that special someone… They find themselves in the 30 and frustrated crowd. The women who are now reaching their sexual prime (You know the prime that guys were in when they were asking to f*ck every few hours). Now that heat is burning a little hotter in your "No No area". But a lot of the good guys are gone. and that leaves you with the small pool of guys that will use and abuse you… I feel bad for these women, because they are now the "Ho's" of the 30 and up club, but nobody out here rug burning in they 30's, no no no silly cat that was for the 20's. we bout to have sex in this queen size bed and go to work in the morning. These women usually find the man they are looking for and have a family, become cougars, or become the dreaded "Cat Lady".  No one wants to be the cat lady… She spends all her time tending to her cats, because no one wants her. That cat lady is where old boats go to die… Don't end up on cat lady island if you can…Positives of Holy Vagina's are Moral Compass pointing north, Good judge of people, they usually can cook and Great conversations. The negatives would be If you get in the sweet funky stuff. she will sink her talons in and its hard to shake her.. She will be like a bad fart in sweatpants. you gotta turn 2 corners to get rid of her.

Now ladies don't get mad at me… this blog was part 1 of a 2 part series.. The men will get their time in the lime light soon enough… but remember this! Don't just have sex to have sex. but don't burn all your prime sex years on your morals lol… Because Men aint going to always want to f*ck you.. Them titties aint going to sit up forever… you gotta get the men to buy early. so they can be on that saggy titty hook when you old!