The Evolution of Ass

So I'm back…… Its ya Boy! Vinnie B Bloggin. I have been stumped for the pass few weeks on what to blog about… Serves me right. I waste half of my good material on y'all, on Facebook. I wrote a blog last week, and i didn't really like the flow of it. so I'm back at it again. 

Todays Blog is about "Ass", its the new phenomena, like ass just bloomed in 2008 and now everyone loves big ol stupid ham hock infused asses. White boys, Mexicans and Blacks all love the ass… But no one loves ass like black men… We will take the biggest girl in the club if her waist is 2 times smaller than her ass. So if she weigh 3 hun if that ass is right, we will let it swallow us for the night. 

But what is it about a round mound hitched to the back of a woman that drives men wild? That will have us not look at women's other physical qualities? A woman can look like Pookie off new jack city

but if that ass is right. She probably got a baby daddy. Also what i find really interesting is, God knew what he was doing with big bottomed women. usually their breast are sub par. its almost like God started off with 100 gamer points and what ever he gave to the back side he couldn't give to the front. also you usually find short women with the biggest asses, like they are usually 1 inch from being a midget. And we all know midgets got the fattest asses.

Ok ok ok, i got off topic (Damn Midgets). But what is it about ass that sucker us in? like we all have asses. i have an ass, its purpose is to stink. women for the most part don't let you put anything in it, so its just there… at least with titties both party's can enjoy play time. I can say this… I don't know why i love ass but i do. its like i don't know why i like breathing so much. I just came out of my mom one day and thought… This breathing things is ok, maybe i should keep doing it. I didn't like ass growing up, thought girls were gross and love me some titties. Titties were the best thing on earth and i had no idea what Sir Mix A Lot was talking about. Then i grew 1 hair on my "No No" area and all of a sudden I love the back side. over the years I actually want the ass to be bigger. I suppose the general audience  also love huge card table asses because that is all you see now. 

When Sir Mix A Lot wrote "Baby Got Back" the woman with the big butt would be the flat ass chick in todays videos. today's women ass look like grocery store bags full of grits. Is it the food? I don't know but i appreciate it. 

This has to be a heavy weight on women's mind. Women are already objectified as it is. We need y'all to send us naked photos and titty pics and ass pics. all we got is the good ol dick pic. (Dudes usually don't send that bad boy out til its almost time to smash.)

When you get the dick pic. We done playing

But women want the ass so bad it seems to grow bigger per generation. My ancestors fattys are not the fatty of today. And when I have a son his fatty's will probably make me jealous. 

I believe men love Butt's for 2 reasons. That area is the "Birthing zone" A fat ass and hips mean fertility and you can push a baby out with one twerking motion. Also the "Curve" factor. Curves on a woman is appealing, the more exaggerated the curve the more appealing the woman. Then there is my personal preference. when women have big breast and big ass that is more ass and titties that can be touching me while we doing stuff… i can have a titty running down my arm like a rain drop, and some ass on my thigh… My type of party! LOL

The world will never know why it loves ass… I ask people all the time, Men and Women and they don't have an answer for me… But i do know this, when they made up the word "Good Googally Moogally" it was probably in reference to one of these top of the line space age pimping ass booty's

So yeah this blog didn't have any direction! lol it's what was on my mind at the time!